Showing off my strap on! I couldn’t tell if Mammy Tornado and Chris Tornato were impressed or disgusted, or maybe a little bit of both? Either way, they couldn’t look away once I popped the “You Spin Me Round” cassingle in my boom box and I made my dong twirl.
– Tammy Tornado
I’m tired of this big booty ho getting all the attention.
Game on bitch!!
I hope you all had a wonderful Sunday Funday like our family did! We had a house warming get together for Clive at his new apartment in Lowell. We ordered pizzas, got shitfaced, watched the Pats game and had a good old fashioned family tickle fight! Although things got a little awkward when Christopher got a woody and then my kids pig piled on top of me which forced out a massive queef that cleared out the room! I never saw Tammy’s fat ass move so fast!
Normally I join the sexy, mustached Father Donohue on Sunday afternoons for a 1 on 1 bible study where I stare at his crotch and eat all the communion wafers when he’s not looking, but he’s been out recovering from a hernia operation.
But I must say, I am thoroughly enjoying his temporary replacement Father Julio who came straight from Miami!
Well, I shouldn’t say “straight” since he tore his shirt open at the sight of my naked Jesus painting and yelled “Ay, dios mio!”
Oooh those latinos are so spicy!! Holy fuck, I think I’m in love.
Let’s all pitch in and do NOTHING! That’s right, I said NOTHING!
JUST SAY NO TO EXERCISE to cut down on chub rub, which is the leading cause of forest fires each year!
Have you ever seen a trail of heat vapors behind a super sized sexpot scurrying to catch the ice cream truck at the park?
Or smoke billowing up from beneath a voluptuous vixen as she saunters through the dry brush looking for a secluded place to pee while camping in our great forests?
You may have seen such scenarios, but weren’t aware just how dangerous friction caused by two ham hock legs rubbing together can be!
It’s best to slow the little lady down, or better yet….do everything for her!
Now this is what I call 1 stop shopping!
If only all supermarkets were this goddamn smart I wouldn’t waste my scooter battery
zipping all over the store!
“I hope no one confuses you for a house and eggs your face and shoves a fiery bag of dog shit through your letter slot and smashes your tit o’ lanterns with a baseball bat!”