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Showing off my strap on! I couldn’t tell if Mammy Tornado and Chris Tornato were impressed or disgusted, or maybe a little bit of both? Either way, they couldn’t look away once I popped the “You Spin Me Round” cassingle in my boom box and I made my dong twirl.
– Tammy Tornado
Normally I join the sexy, mustached Father Donohue on Sunday afternoons for a 1 on 1 bible study where I stare at his crotch and eat all the communion wafers when he’s not looking, but he’s been out recovering from a hernia operation.
But I must say, I am thoroughly enjoying his temporary replacement Father Julio who came straight from Miami!
Well, I shouldn’t say “straight” since he tore his shirt open at the sight of my naked Jesus painting and yelled “Ay, dios mio!”
Oooh those latinos are so spicy!! Holy fuck, I think I’m in love.
Who’s watching my movie on the History Channel tonight?
