Let’s all pitch in and do NOTHING! That’s right, I said NOTHING!

JUST SAY NO TO EXERCISE to cut down on chub rub, which is the leading cause of forest fires each year!

Have you ever seen a trail of heat vapors behind a super sized sexpot scurrying to catch the ice cream truck at the park?

Or smoke billowing up from beneath a voluptuous vixen as she saunters through the dry brush looking for a secluded place to pee while camping in our great forests?

You may have seen such scenarios, but weren’t aware just how dangerous friction caused by two ham hock legs rubbing together can be!

It’s best to slow the little lady down, or better yet….do everything for her!