Rest in Peace sweet Mrs. G. (Charlotte Rae 1926-2018)
How would we ever have made our way through this world without your guidance, love and delicious apple strudel?!
Can someone come over and help me put my pants on? Quickly, because it’s starting to smell like ass in here!
I just ate 2 dozen everything bagels and the fallen poppy seeds immediately stuck to my sweaty flesh. Just an FYI that you’ll have something to snack on later tonight when you come over to love me down.