Who wants to see my corned beef gash?!!
Ever waiting for your ride on a cold winter morning, only to find you can’t get up because your chubby cooter lips spilled out through the torn crotch of your pantaloons and your hot, steamy piss flaps are now STUCK to the cold, metal traffic barrier?!
Mammy looking festive in her Halloween getup!
Tammy as Velma….again!
Rest in Peace sweet Mrs. G. (Charlotte Rae 1926-2018)
How would we ever have made our way through this world without your guidance, love and delicious apple strudel?!
Can someone come over and help me put my pants on? Quickly, because it’s starting to smell like ass in here!
I just ate 2 dozen everything bagels and the fallen poppy seeds immediately stuck to my sweaty flesh. Just an FYI that you’ll have something to snack on later tonight when you come over to love me down.