I’m just sitting around, fingering my hole on this fine Saturday afternoon. How about you?
Yet another successful blind date!
I got myself a hip new backpack! No, I’m not going back to school, I just wanted to be able to carry more snacks from the kitchen to my perch in the living room. Now I can stock up first thing in the morning and I won’t have to get up as much throughout the day…or ever! Unless I have to drop a massive deuce.
Unfortunately, the last time I tried to shit in a backpack I ruined Chris‘ 8th grade social studies project which earned him an F and I’m certain that was the beginning of his descent into a lifestyle of underachievement and sexual deviancy! (I don’t know what Tammy‘s excuse is…)