About

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Mammy, Tammy, Chris, Clive and Hal make up the beloved Tornado family of Chelmsford, Massachusetts.

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Mammy is a generous, kind, loving woman whose husband left her nearly 25 years ago to raise 4 children on her own. She is love starved but certainly not food deprived. The emotional turbulence over the years had developed into her reliance on food as a substitute for love.  She spends most of her days on her sofa, seeking the company of men online and she has found plenty of them…the only problem is that she doesn’t stand a chance with any of them. It’s not because she’s big boned, it’s because all the men she’s chasing are gay!

The youngest of four, Chris still lives with Mammy in what he calls his “basement bungalow”.  Follow him on his journey of self discovery, (which is just a nice way of saying his hands are always in his pants). Don’t let his wiry body and thick glasses fool you. He’s got something all the ladies love…a thick polish sausage!  They don’t call him the King of Poon for nothing! He is a real pussy slayer. When he’s not out prowling the neighborhood for open blinds or panty filled clothes lines, he takes care of his Mammy with nightly sponge baths during Wheel of Fortune and family outings to their favorite eatery…Hooters.

Tammy just moved back home with Mammy and Chris after a split with her girlfriend resulted in a slap fight and a restraining order. She is an animal control officer, specializing in pussy…cats that is. She is very active in the LGBTA community. In fact, that’s where she picks up most of her lady friends. If you couldn’t tell by her hair style, Tammy likes to party! She can be loads of fun, but she can also be loud, obnoxious and is easily angered.

Clive lives a town over in a 1 room efficiency apartment. He keeps to himself and is a mystery to the rest of the family. He’s never been known to have a girlfriend…or a boyfriend for that matter. However he was once arrested for soliciting a prostitute who just so happened to be a transvestite. So we’re still not sure which way he swings! He works for the USPS…god knows how he’s still employed since he has destroyed 3 of his mail trucks in the past 7 years.

Hal is a man who, like his mother suffers from a broken heart. He thought he had found the love of his life when his mail order bride Pakpaou arrived from Thailand. Things were wonderful for the first 2 years of marriage. She made him sandwiches, did his laundry, kept the trailer home clean and even chopped wood. But shortly after her citizenship was legal…she left him for an older, wealthier gentleman. He is waiting to find the next love of his life… or at least he’s saving up for one!

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