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This cold weather has really got me missing those warm summer days
when I could show off my midriff without icicles forming from my gunt sweat.
Oh dear. I can’t seem to find the pizza delivery boy!
He put the pizzas on the coffee table and then he disappeared!
What if he’s hiding somewhere in my house, waiting to rob me or rape me?!!
#WishfulThinking