All posts for the month July, 2016
SMH at all you grown asses playing children’s games… well, don’t waste your time. I caught all your stupid Pokemons and I’m hoarding them in my cooter hole ’til this fad passes!
I’m hosting a #FatLivesMatter rally this afternoon. So far we’ve got a pretty big turnout…not so much in numbers as in size. Join us for some free beer, bbq, food trucks and more! #WeStandTogether …but only for short periods of time.Most of us have bad knees.
Isn’t it every man’s summer dream to be surrounded by beautiful women? You can look but don’t touch, Christopher!! That would just be icky.
I’m about to shove a bar of Irish Spring in my stinky hole to see if it will make my cooter whistle. Wish me luck! #CleanAsAWhistle