Whenever I have company over and I can feel my ass getting swampy, I just stand near the kitchen sink and blame the odor on a “backed up” garbage disposal. Works every time. How do you mask your odors?

Can someone tell me how I always end up with such a sweaty pussy when I barely move all day?!!

Happy International Women’s Day! Can we ladies try and have this one day when we don’t act like complete cock sluts, cheap tramps and cum guzzling whores? Try and conduct yourselves with poise and grace and for the love of god, class your shit up!

Good bread, Good meat… c’mon lez eat!