Look out presidential wannabes! Make way, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and all those other chumps! Mammy Tornado is joining the race!
Vote for the Fupa Party, and I’ll fight for your rights! Ass sex is YOUR business, not the government’s! #SodomyWillSetUsFree!! Outlaw vegetarianism! Eat meat!! Bring back trans fats! Let’s make America big and beautiful again!
Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul!