A few weeks ago, a friend sent me this photo which I thought was just fan art.

Turns out my Queef Nugget Yankee Candle was actually used in this circular for Werner Lumber in Pine Grove, PA!

I’d like to plant a big, fat wet one on the person who slipped this in!

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Werner Lumber Co. actually posted an apology on their Facebook page! Poor Bastards! But hey, it got them some extra publicity!

And here’s my original pic found here on TornadoFamilyValues.com