MAMMY TORNADO:

Sweet Jesus, this is really taking me back to the good old days of getting laid in the layaway department.

Oh, the things I did to make sure my children had a wonderful Christmas every year! I had so much sex for Kmart credit that the store employees started referring to my sexcapades as ‪#‎TwatsForTots‬

K-Mart in-store music collection 1989-93 CLICK HERE TO LISTEN!