Trick or Treat, Smell my queefs…gimme something good to eat!
Most people relax with a nice hot bath, an alcoholic beverage or a back rub. To me, there’s just something so satisfying about getting my neck rolls and swampy holes scrubbed with Brillo pads at the end of every long, hard, sweaty day. Thanks for your help, Tammy and Christopher. Mammy loves you!
Halloween is upon us…. what will you be?
I’ll be doing my part to make sure this day is a success by stealing bras from the laundromat and your clotheslines…one by one. I promise to return them, but I can’t promise they’ll still be clean.
– Chris Tornado –
Sweet Jesus, this is really taking me back to the good old days of getting laid in the layaway department.
Oh, the things I did to make sure my children had a wonderful Christmas every year! I had so much sex for Kmart credit that the store employees started referring to my sexcapades as #TwatsForTots
K-Mart in-store music collection 1989-93 CLICK HERE TO LISTEN!
I speak from experience. And when I say speak, I mean from my mouth AND my pussy!