A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of attending a dear friend’s wedding. The photographer really crammed us in tight to capture this photo… unfortunately he snapped the pic just as the smell of over a dozen sweaty swamp asses surrounding me caused me to dry heave. But not even 16 pairs of panty hose drenched in pussy sweat and ass sludge could make me lose my appetite for the buffet dinner and open bar!

I have such a sweet son!

I bet none of your kids love you enough to help you work the gas bubbles out of your tummy

before bed every night!

You assholes could learn a few things from us when it comes to family values!

I guess training your cat to fetch snacks for you only works when your cat is

NOT A  GODDAMN FAT ASS TOO!

…and you know I have!