I’m cat sitting for my neighbor while she’s having ass surgery for her chronic hemorrhoids. I think little Miss Buttercup is adorable, but I’m sure Mr. Pickles would disagree. He’s been throwing shade at her all day. But if he’s any kind of Tornado, there’s no doubt that he’ll be furry balls deep in that pussy’s pussy before Judge Judy can call her first defendant a moron.
And in 3…2…1…