-Tammy Tornado:

I was out front working on my pick up truck and texted Mammy Tornado let her know the pizza guy was here. Holy shit, I’ve never seen that fat bitch move so fast! Within seconds of hitting send, she busted through the wall like the motherfucking Kool Aid man and scared the piss out of the delivery guy…literally! Looks like I’ll be doing some home repairs again this weekend.