How many times do I have to tell you dirty sluts to KEEP YOUR FILTHY TWATS OUT OF MY HOUSE!? Christopher and Tammy are NOT allowed to have house guests of the whorish variety! But hey, if the sex is SO good that it’s worth the risk of getting your tits hacked off by yours truly…well, then I guess I can’t be that mad because I’m sure it’s my fault. I mean, after all… they inherited their natural sexual prowess from ME!
TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN