Mammy Tornado:

Once again, I had a shit attack in the dead of night. I scurried to the bathroom to find that SOMEONE had left the light on all night, and wouldn’t you know it, the motherfucking bulb blew out as soon as my asshole opened up! I couldn’t stop once I started and I sure as hell couldn’t see where I was squatting in the dark…just look at the mess I made!! THIS is why I constantly nag Chris and Tammy about turning lights OFF when they’re done! Fucking kids!