All posts for the month June, 2015
I’m honored to be the first woman on an American bill,
but they could’ve at LEAST put me on a $20!
10 bucks doesn’t get you much at the drive-thru these days!
How many times do I have to tell you dirty sluts to KEEP YOUR FILTHY TWATS OUT OF MY HOUSE!? Christopher and Tammy are NOT allowed to have house guests of the whorish variety! But hey, if the sex is SO good that it’s worth the risk of getting your tits hacked off by yours truly…well, then I guess I can’t be that mad because I’m sure it’s my fault. I mean, after all… they inherited their natural sexual prowess from ME!
Once again, I had a shit attack in the dead of night. I scurried to the bathroom to find that SOMEONE had left the light on all night, and wouldn’t you know it, the motherfucking bulb blew out as soon as my asshole opened up! I couldn’t stop once I started and I sure as hell couldn’t see where I was squatting in the dark…just look at the mess I made!! THIS is why I constantly nag Chris and Tammy about turning lights OFF when they’re done! Fucking kids!