At the supermarket…trying not to shit myself. If I get up…I’ll shit. If I sit here, I still might shit. I can only clench for so long! Little hot popper farts keep sneaking out. Oh god. My guts are rumbling and I’m breaking into a sweat here! I don’t know what to do and Tammy​ ‘s off flirting with Rosa the deli clerk! Oh my god…it’s happening…