Nothing pisses me off more than getting to the supermarket to find that all the mobility scooter carts are already TAKEN by LAZY OLD PEOPLE! Those assholes can walk just fine when they’re shuffling up to the front of the bingo hall to collect their winnings!! If I die of a heart attack from overexertion today… I’m blaming it on Charlotte Short! Guilt by old ass association!
Charlotte Short is quite the old bag of bones!