You may have a hard time getting a hold of me this weekend. I’ve got big plans.
I guess I can add Dog Park to the long list of places I have been banished from
for “inappropriate behavior.” Prudes!
Good morning, lovers! Remember to never skip breakfast. It’s the most important meal of the day…until lunch! Pray for me because in about 2 hours I’ll be making my way to the shitter and God only knows if I’ll survive the stench of my own Egg McMuffin log. Wheww!
Here we go again!
Why is it so hard for people to believe that I just happen to find porn everywhere I go?
I swear it’s not mine!