Thanks for nothing you assholes! I could be dead right now and none of you would’ve noticed!! On Friday, Tammy left me in the car while she ran in to Home Depot. I was then kidnapped by a gang of horny Mexican illegals who were gathered out front. I spent all weekend chained up behind some abandoned warehouse where I was forced to perform sexual acts for the high rollers in between cock fights! (not the homo kind, the rooster kind!) Even the police had their way with me before releasing me. I’m not gonna say I hated it, though…