I’m on my way home from my filet o fish feast at McDonald’s and THIS is what I have to deal with. As if maneuvering my scootahhh through snow and ice for the past 2 months hasn’t been bad enough… it is now melting and leaving me with new obstacles to try and avoid!! (There’s nothing worse than rolling through dog shit then tracking it through your house when you make a b-line to the toilet after 4 hours of steady grazing at Micky D’s!!)

I love Lent, for no other reason than McDonald’s special Filet O’ Fish offer – 2 for $4!