The Doctors finally found a way to lure my tapeworm out into the open. We were all a little shocked by its size but hey, it’s been eating as well as I have for decades! Once I realized they were going to take a flame thrower to it, I couldn’t bare the thought of losing what may be my one, true friend. I quickly sucked it back in and had Tam Tam drive us home immediately. Well, not before hitting up McDonalds, Wendy’s and Taco Bell!