It’s always a nice treat when my son Clive comes to visit. He offered to perform a new “magic trick” which turned out to be unbelievably shocking. It’s not that the trick was amazing, it’s that I had no idea it involved plugging his I-Pod into his asshole!!
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If the point was making me dry heave and shudder uncontrollably, then yes…it worked. – Mammy T.
Does that work??