I have been given a new nickname: “Jabba Jane Goodall” for when I’m on the prowl, trying to sneak a peek at those hot homos who frequent the trails at pickle park! I don’t shoot to kill, but I do carry a tranquilizer gun…. so Run, rabbit run!!!
I want to tranquilize one…or two…so I can make them love me while chained to a support beam in my garage!!
Eventually…their being there won’t be against their will. Here’s hoping that Stockholm Syndrome kicks in sooner than later!