My beautiful, strong daughter Tammy spent the afternoon shoveling out her truck just so she could get me to McDonalds to feed my sudden Big Mac attack! It was all fun and games until she took me to the mall parking lot to do donuts (against my will!). She spun her truck around so violently that I slammed my head against the window, causing me to bite my tongue and then I couldn’t properly enjoy my sandwiches on account of a swollen, chewed up tongue! I’m so over this storm!! Fuck you snow!