It’s a little last minute, but we finally got our Christmas decorations up!

I sure hope Santa approves and brings us some goodies!

Or at least lets me sit on his lap and bounce up and down until I squirt!

Today is my birthday and I am ready to receive only gifts of a sexual nature.

I have prepared by lubricating my entire body, so anything goes.

Come get some, ladies.

God bless JC Penney for pulling off yet another amazing Tornado Family Christmas photo!

The only thing I remember about the VFW Christmas party last night was a shit ton of alcohol and someone betting me I couldn’t fit all the ornaments from the tree into my cooter. I completely forgot all about it until I just now started queefing them out. Place your bets on how many you think I fit up there!

We got our Christmas tree tonight!

And can you believe someone went through all the trouble of decorating it

only to leave it stranded smack dab in the middle of town?

We are going to be the envy of the neighborhood!

Oh shut up. Tammy’s fine.

Though, I probably should’ve gave a heads up before I started pulling.

Oh well. Next time.

This is for all you sexy bitches who haven’t had the pleasure

of touring my bedroom in person…yet.

Don’t mind my half naked self. You caught me binding my tits…and my gut!

I gotta do what it takes to look svelte for my ladies.