All posts for the month December, 2014
The only thing I remember about the VFW Christmas party last night was a shit ton of alcohol and someone betting me I couldn’t fit all the ornaments from the tree into my cooter. I completely forgot all about it until I just now started queefing them out. Place your bets on how many you think I fit up there!
We got our Christmas tree tonight!
And can you believe someone went through all the trouble of decorating it
only to leave it stranded smack dab in the middle of town?
We are going to be the envy of the neighborhood!
Oh shut up. Tammy’s fine.
Though, I probably should’ve gave a heads up before I started pulling.
Oh well. Next time.