Dontcha just love when family comes to visit for the holidays?    Christopher was kind enough to give up his basement bungalow for our Thanksgiving house guests Cousin Rita and Grandmammy Tornado. They haven’t been here 4 hours and already they’re drunk, naked and horny. We had just settled into a game of strip poker after pigging out on some Taco Bell when Tammy ran upstairs to take a shit. That swamp assed bitch clogged the goddamn toilet real good and we had to practically doggy paddle through a sea of feces to get to safety! Happy fucking holidays, my ass!! (On the up side, Christopher gets his room back tonight. Good luck with the clean up, baby boy. )