My costume is looking fresh and I’ll be on the prowl tonight, ladies.
Vaj Loving Velma Desperately seeking Dyked out Daphne.
Hook a Sappho Sista’ up! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
TBT to a singles Halloween party at the Chelmsford Marriott last year.
I was looking good and feeling fine,
but I must’ve eaten one too many peanut butter cups and my gunt tore through my Spanx
and spilled out the bottom. Most basic bitches would have been embarrassed,
but I worked the shit out of my lovely lady lumps!