My costume is looking fresh and I’ll be on the prowl tonight, ladies.

Vaj Loving Velma Desperately seeking Dyked out Daphne.

Hook a Sappho Sista’ up!  HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Tammy is ready for Halloween!

My town is flooded today. The schools are closed. Streets are being blocked off left and right. But goddammit, the McRib is back. Pray that I make it downtown without getting stuck in a sink hole on my way to McDonalds. The goddamn drive-thru better be open!

It’s family movie night. My choice! I picked something that will get us in the mood.

The Halloween mood, sickos!

– Chris

TBT to a singles Halloween party at the Chelmsford Marriott last year.

I was looking good and feeling fine,

but I must’ve eaten one too many peanut butter cups and my gunt tore through my Spanx

and spilled out the bottom. Most basic bitches would have been embarrassed,

but I worked the shit out of my lovely lady lumps!

What’s your favorite Halloween Candy? Mine is ALL OF THEM!