My costume is looking fresh and I’ll be on the prowl tonight, ladies.
Vaj Loving Velma Desperately seeking Dyked out Daphne.
Hook a Sappho Sista’ up! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Tammy is ready for Halloween!
My town is flooded today. The schools are closed. Streets are being blocked off left and right. But goddammit, the McRib is back. Pray that I make it downtown without getting stuck in a sink hole on my way to McDonalds. The goddamn drive-thru better be open!
It’s family movie night. My choice! I picked something that will get us in the mood.
The Halloween mood, sickos!