Normally I join the sexy, mustached Father Donohue on Sunday afternoons for a 1 on 1 bible study where I stare at his crotch and eat all the communion wafers when he’s not looking, but he’s been out recovering from a hernia operation.

But I must say, I am thoroughly enjoying his temporary replacement Father Julio who came straight from Miami!

Well, I shouldn’t say “straight” since he tore his shirt open at the sight of my naked Jesus painting and yelled “Ay, dios mio!”

Oooh those latinos are so spicy!! Holy fuck, I think I’m in love.