I’m attending my first “Plus Size Exercise” class at the YMCA today. Today’s focus is on ribbons and interpretive dance. Fuck that queer shit. I faked a sugar low so I could just kick back and enjoy some ice cream while I watch these skinny bitches sweat!
Sweet Jesus, my kids were just supposed to drop me off and then LEAVE! Now they’re joining in, grinding up on the aerobics instructor! Oh God, I feel a sexual harassment charge coming on. Tammy! Put your shirt back on! Christopher, stop dry humping!! Dammit!