Let’s all pitch in and do NOTHING! That’s right, I said NOTHING!
JUST SAY NO TO EXERCISE to cut down on chub rub, which is the leading cause of forest fires each year!
Have you ever seen a trail of heat vapors behind a super sized sexpot scurrying to catch the ice cream truck at the park?
Or smoke billowing up from beneath a voluptuous vixen as she saunters through the dry brush looking for a secluded place to pee while camping in our great forests?
You may have seen such scenarios, but weren’t aware just how dangerous friction caused by two ham hock legs rubbing together can be!
It’s best to slow the little lady down, or better yet….do everything for her!
I hope you’re all enjoying some quality family time with your loved ones! Tonight we are enjoying some snacks and watching Porky’s. I hope the kids behave though. It seems like every time we watch a movie, Christopher gets a stiffy and Tammy treats it like a game of Whack a Mole, beating it down with any blunt object she can get her hands on
Christopher set up the kiddie pool for me to cool off in today. It must’ve been all the splish-splashing that dislodged a favorite old pin from my fat folds! It’s been missing for over 20 years! It’s the perfect addition to jazz up my grabber claw, dontcha think?!!