After mass this morning, I fed pot brownies to several ladies in my church group and we headed to the craft store where we drew penises on all the blank canvases, tossed play doh at the ceiling and Betty tried to eat plastic fruit! Time to roll out!

Happy Sunday, my friends! I’m out and about doing some early Easter shopping to build up my Lil’ Deb stockpile! What are you all doing on this day of rest?

There I was, minding my own business on my way downtown for my morning coffee and donuts when opportunity struck. As luck would have it, I rolled up on a D&D truck disabled on the side of the road! While a small crew was busy working up front, I cleared out the rear, 1 box at a time. I built up a stash at the edge of the woods and called Tammy to come pick up with her truck. What? It was just going to go to waste!

America’s #1 Spring Break destination…

I woke up this morning to a very excited Christopher who apparently shaved off all of his pubic hairs to have his nether region “shamcocked”. He said his St. Patty’s Day mission is to “find drunk bitches” with faces painted green to suck his dick, leaving their makeup behind, resulting in a green “shamcock”. At least he’s creative…

We don’t need your stinkin’ parade, Boston! We made our own! You know you’re an asshole when the mayor bows out of your parade, but when Sam Adams does….you really fucked up!

I was going through old receipts and found my original Nifty Nabber purchase. She doesn’t know it, but on January 6, 2012 Cassandra at Home Depot in Danvers, MA was instrumental in the imminent rise of a YouTube SUPER-STAR! Okay, maybe I’m not a super star, but I am a FUPA-STAR!!