Get out while you can! I am now adopting gay transplants from Arizona.
I will NEVER turn you away…I only plan to turn you ON!!
FUCK ARIZONA! MASSACHUSETTS WELCOMES YOU!
Click on the link below to hear my latest Lady Gaga song parody “Do What U Want…with my fupa”
Share with your friends to help spread my girth across the earth!
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY FUPA – MAMMY TORNADO/GAGA PARODY
Look out Jay Z, Mammy T is on the scene!
Click on the link below to check out my new song “I Used to Stink”
I USED TO STINK – MAMMY TORNADO
I love to spread my legs just enough to let a little extra funk seep out while my kids Chris & Tammy watch the Walking Dead. It really makes them feel like they’re there, breathing in the smell of rotting flesh!
I’d like to clarify a popular misconception.
#1. YES – the television show “Wicked Tuna” takes place in Massachusetts.
#2. NO – It is NOT a show about my stinky cooter!
Join us tonight for Chelmsford Celebrity Bowling! This is the only place you’ll see Tammy actually fondling balls! Watch Christopher strike out with the ladies! Place your bet on how many bowling pins I can fit inside my vagina! Get drunk and come play with us! It’ll be loads of fun sponsored by Little Debbie!
Who knew Shirley Temple was still alive?! Shit. If I had known that,
I would’ve added her to my death pool at church and made some mad $$$$$ !!
R.I.P. my sweet Little Debbie!!
What kind of a bowling alley stops serving snacks after 9pm?
I will not be denied!!