Ooh there’s a sex trafficking Superbowl Crackdown! ABC reports that there has been a spike in sex ads throughout NY & NJ, and women and children are being shipped into the area to service horny men during super bowl weekend. Children?? You sick bastards. I decided I had to do something to save the children. So I charged up my Rascal and headed to the armpit of America. New Jersey. I’ve been here for 2 days and already I’m rolling in the dough! $$$$ Again, I’m only doing it to save the children.