I received the most amazing, customized, handmade charm bracelet as a gift from that talented Richard Gallo-Anderson!! Oh my goodness. It’s got everything! In between his pet name for me “MAMMYSAURUS” there is a Twinkie, Fork, Fupa heart, a blue waffle!! A knife, a ginger COCK! A vile of ginger pubes, a spoon, a mustache and a chicken leg! I LOVE IT!! Thank you so much, my little ginger snap!!
I’m finally home from my whirlwind holiday tour of the east coast. My family is fatter than ever, my friends (Like Charlotte) are horny and drunk as ever and Santa returned feeling to my left foot! It was a friggin’ Christmas miracle!
But, I gained so much weight over the past week that I can’t pull my pants up over my gunt! I am exhausted but will resume delivery of my daily sexual threats and harassment once I’ve rested up. Go Pats!