What a wonderful evening spent with REAL friends who love and praise me. Unlike you assholes who shit down my throat every chance you get! My REAL friends got me drunk as a skunk, used me as a human bouncy castle, filmed it, then tucked me into bed and read me a story. Johnny and Jeff spooned me from both sides while Mr. Waters told us a whimsical story about the filthiest people alive! And just looking at Wee Man made me hungry for chicken nuggets. Thank god they left so I could order food without looking like a pig in front of them!