Who wants to come over and play some vintage Ghosts n’ Goblins today?
If you get bored, you can always crawl up under my sheets like a ghost and start goblin my cock!
I didn’t come for your candy … I came for your BOOBS!
I’LL BE WATCHING FOR YOU THIS YEAR YOU LITTLE SHITS!
There’s got to be an easier way to get Steve McQueen inside me!
So what if I took a dump in the lake?
Who doesn’t let it flow when in nature? How was I supposed to know my shit slick would
have a mind of its own and melt the skin off a few sluts? It did the world a favor, if you ask me!