Patti Lezbioski’s greatest accomplishment….IN HER DREAMS! EAT ME BITCH!

Can I just make it through 1 friggin’ month without making the news?! You freaks!

I volunteered to assist with Sunday School classes at my parish this morning. They sent me home immediately and told me I am now only allowed to participate in the bake sales! I was only trying to help educate the children!

Can I get a little friggin’ help here?! I’ve been stuck in the shitter for 3 hours! Stop snapping photos of me and grab the vat of crisco you sons of bitches! This is NOT how I planned on spending my Friday night!

Facebook may have slapped me on the wrist for posting risque photos, but…

THEY JUST CAN’T STOP THE SEXY!

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I hate when Facebook grounds me just for being sexy!

Thankfully the powers that be at FB is too stupid to realize that a co-ed lockdown

just makes for an even more fun environment to get my groove on!  Freak me, baby!

Boycott the Winter Olympics in gay hating Russia!

If you want to support some major dykes, then watch the Lumberjill games instead!

Thanks to Mammy Tornado for getting banned from FB, which leaves her plenty of time to help me

practice for the games next month! I’m gonna rock this!

Me and my teammates for the Lumberjill Games.

I already fingerbanged 2 out of 3. I bet you can guess which one’s holding out.

Now Pushhhhhhhhh!!!

Oh what a morning I’ve had! My kids took me to the supermarket to pick up a few things for our bbq later and well…as you can see, disaster struck. As I reached for a heavy case of soda, my scooter tipped over and Christopher just stood there laughing at me while Tammy snapped this photo. Little bastards! Happy fucking Labor Day!

I really did find love at Hometown Buffet!! Gordon here is one of the cooks and told me he’s been admiring my girth for months! He is attracted to who I am and how much of me there is!! He’s such a gentleman that he didn’t take advantage of me while I was all horned up on a food high. He simply drove me home, let me sit on him and then he kissed my hand and invited me back to the buffet tomorrow for lunch! Oh I can’t wait for him to penetrate me!