Just so you know, they don’t accept WIC cards at the porn shop! There’s nothing more embarrassing than hauling your basket full of toys up to the register only to find that you can’t pay for them…and you’ve already used some of them on the way up there!
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Hahaha thats too fuckin funny, ‘Returns at register3, n when did we get moldy tuna scented butt plugs?’ Hahaha