Looking forward to camping TFV style this weekend! It’ll be our last family camping trip of the summer,
so we really gotta do it up! I sure hope the sofa is still there. A lady like me can’t sit on a log all weekend.
And the random hikers who walk by can’t expect me to kneel on the forest floor to give them a sloppy knob job! Hmfff!
-Mammy Tornado