Yeah, that pole got in my way and I fucked it’s shit up! So what? I can hear the piggies sirens but I ain’t going nowhere ’til I finish off this 6 pack of tall boys.
DUI’s don’t apply to hoverrounds…do they? Shit.
Tammy, get the van and pick me near that creepy dirt road near the cemetery! You know, the one where you lost your virginity!