I’ve got two problems today. It’s hot as hell and my SS check hasn’t cleared yet. So I’m sweating like a pig and have no money to order take out.  Leave it to my wicked smart, entrepreneurial children to come up with a brilliant plan that will kill 2 birds with 1 stone! They rolled me out to the front yard on my industrial swing and they’re charging the neighborhood kids to toss water balloons at me. While the name of the game is not flattering at all, “Drench the Wench” will both cool me off and make us some money! Tammy and Chris are in charge of sales, Hal is handing out the balloons and Clive was first in line to support the cause. Boy, he has a good arm. My face is still stinging!  Bring some quarters and join in the fun, or just come on by and enjoy the spectacle.

P.S. My t-shirt will be WET!