I love payday!

I know I’ve been quiet for several days, but…

Now THIS is what we call One Stop Shopping! When the apocalypse hits, I know where I’m hunkering down!

NOT FUNNY! My dear son Christopher ordered a pizza for my pre-lunch lunch and THIS is what arrived! Of course it’s delicious but that’s not the point! Focus people!!

I’ve already notified the authorities of this hate crime! Unfortunately… I ate the evidence before they arrived.

Hoo Weeee! It’s a scorcher out there today! It’s at least 95 degrees here in lovely Chelmsford, Massachusetts… but feels like 101! I hope you ladies are keeping your cooters cool! No one wants to dive headfirst into a stinky, sweaty clam!

Mammy Tornado – Gladys Freak Remix!

Follow the Link ^^^ to listen, or download for FREE! Just click on Buy Now and enter amount $0.00!

There’s nothing like a family business. Not only am I able to spend quality time with my son and travel to exotic places (within Chelmsford), but I’m also making money and getting laid! It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!

Don’t miss out on your FREE Slurpees today! (And no, that is not code for a blowjob!) My sweet boys Clive and Chris brought home an entire bag of it! Let’s get to slurpin’!

Mammy Tornado proudly celebrates No Bra Day, every day!