Well…it appears that Tammy has managed to calm down the angry, mulleted dyke on our front lawn. The two have retired to the garage where they are now pounding Coors Light, smoking reefer and apparently pole dancing. Who does that at 11am on a Tuesday morning, besides Kristofer Scumdog Bundy or William Reyes?!! And it’s just plain rude not to offer some to the lady of the house!