I’m going on a weekend trip to Foxwoods with my bff Charlotte Short . We’re going to get more slot action than Patti Santa Preziosi at an Indigo Girls concert! We’re going to beat the tables more than Blu beats his sad little tube of meat while looking at photos of my foop! We’re going to get luckier than Jeff Damal in a construction zone full of traffic cones! We’re going to hit the buffet lines harder than Jeff Bush hits lines of cocaine! We’re going to collect more coins than Bambi Piddleton on quarter BJ night at the bus stop! We’re going to play more poker than Carl Grace with a lubed up finger in a room full of exposed anuses! In short, we’re gonna have a gay old time!