117th Boston marathon today! I prepared by eating a huge pasta/carb last night, just like the runners do. I should’ve let it digest before walking to the fridge for another can of Tab. I got a cramp and fell down in pain. I made it through the night by eating all the Lil’ Debs that were within my reach. Supplies are running low and now all I can do is wait for Chris Tornado or Tammy Tornado wake up and help me…help…me…