I figure it’s worth a shot since all the cool kids are doing it.

Still drivin’ the bitches crazy.

It’s been a long weekend. Boy, did I get a workout…well, at least my digestive system did!

Today America celebrates the legacy and accomplishments of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Dr. King was many things, most notably the most influential civil rights leader in American history.  But according to the American Mustache Institute, Dr. King was also one of the most influential Mustached Americans in history.

Well, the Pats lost. Time to get back to my never ending hunt for love.

Nobody at work suspects I’m gay! Haaaa suckers!

Which of the following best describes Tammy’s situation photographed below:

A. This is Tammy at a Menudo Reunion concert in 2010. Ricky Martin really brought in the gays.

B. This is Tammy at the  Grand Opening of Home Depot, fighting her way to the entrance through the crowd of illegal workers waiting for a pick up.

C. This the time Tammy went to Mexico for the donkey show, got drunk on Mexican beer, lost her passport and found herself stuck in a midnight stampede trying to cross the border.

If you chose C, you would be correct!

Sticking your tongue on a flagpole is for pussies. So I tried dragging my bare asshole down a metal slide.  Mammy had to trek outside with a pot of hot water to free my balls!

Roll out!